Garry Newman

Garry Newman

Garry Newman's mugshot.

Date of Birth May 20, 1982

Occupation Game "designer"

Known for Garry's Mod and petty theft

Current Residence Mother's basement

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We play JB mod here, outlander.

That's the way it's always been and that's the way it'll always be.

Take your high-falutin' city-boy mod somewhere else, we're not buying.

Boo this man!
- The_Extropian

Garry "GMod" Newman is a British game designer and founder of Facepunch. He is most known for shitting himself out of fear while developing Garry's Mod.

History

Garry's Mod

When Garry was unable to install JBMod from HL2World.com, he decided to create a clone of it titled Garry's Mod. Garry's only programming experience was creating a dating website that he got banned from for posting pictures of his penis. Because of his inexperience, he stole code and several features from JBMod for his own mod.[1]

Garry's Mod went on to sell over 18 million copies.[2]

Afterwards

No one gives a shit about the other stuff Garry has done, so just read this Wikipedia article.

My orb told me that Garry Newman is gonna get get kicked out of his mothers basement on January 21st 203X due to the successful development of the cure for the so-called "Autism Protist" , subsequently making him attempt suicide via inserting a fork into his urethra, then inserting such, penile-fork contraption into a power outlet, like the guy from Sex Please.