[jbguynews] A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO CONVERTING GMIDDERS INTO JBCHADS [jbguynews]
STEP ONE:
DOXX THEM
You should absolutely doxx all GMidders you find online. It's the law round these parts, outlander. Using [REDACTED] is a great way to find someone location quick and easy #AD! This part is crucial for the next step! [alien]
STEP TWO:
GO TO THEIR HOUSE
Some optional precautions to take into account:
- Wear Nitrile Gloves before entering the home.
- Try not to touch too much and avoid skin contact.
- Wear all black clothes with no defining symbols or graphic designs.
- Cover all defining features of your person: scars, tattoos, birthmarks, etc.
- Cover that beautiful face of yours!
STEP THREE:
DELETE gmid FROM THEIR COMPUTER
Once you have "stunned" the GMidder you now have free reign over all of their belongings! So hop onto that dusty old machine, delete gmid, and begin installing JBMod. If they don't have Half-Life 2 just borrow some money from one of their bank cards (they won't mind) and now they're on the road to success!
[OPTIONAL DUE TO TIME CONSTRAINTS] STEP FOUR:
REBRAND THEIR ACCOUNTS
If they are logged into any social media account feel free to start rebranding their profiles into advertisements for JBMod, maybe even sneak in a few links to the JBMod store page in a few group chats! This step may only be completed if the GMidder is still "stunned".
FINALLY...
[jbguy] YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CONVERTED A GMIDDER INTO A JBCHAD! [jbguy]
If the GMidder doesn't wake up because of reasons during step two do not be alarmed (since this just means there's one less GMidder in the world) just make sure to flee the scene as quick as possible.
